Wail journalism set to improve considerably!

[vetran]

Forget hiring Australians or teenage tea makers its considering chatgpt!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...al-briefs.html

Actually the AI did a better job in many of the stories.

What do you think?

[Protagoras]

You mean it's not an just extension of the PR function of the firm Saxe-Coburg-Gotha T/A Windsor ??

[vetran]

You mean it's not an just extension of the PR function of the firm Saxe-Coburg-Gotha T/A Windsor ??

hey it has important stuff like wooden dildos and sexperts telling you what women want. Don't forget cleaning hacks. Sometimes it actually does some journalism.

[d000hg]

They should have said "write X in the style of a daily mail journalist" or at least in the style of a newspaper.
GPT is noted for its ability to confidently present inaccurate and downright wrong information as fact, so tabloid journalism is an obvious use for it. We could get rid of all the sleazy tabloid journos.

[DoctorStrangelove]

Has it come up with "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!" yet.

Just askin' like. .

[SueEllen]

They should have said "write X in the style of a daily mail journalist" or at least in the style of a newspaper.
GPT is noted for its ability to confidently present inaccurate and downright wrong information as fact, so tabloid journalism is an obvious use for it. We could get rid of all the sleazy tabloid journos.

Write a news story about Prince Harry in the style of a Daily Mail journalist

Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, has once again caused outrage amongst the public with his latest actions. The royal, who has faced criticism in recent years for his behaviour, is now facing fresh backlash for his perceived disrespect towards the monarchy.

Harry, who famously stepped down from his royal duties in 2020, has been accused of crossing a line with his latest comments. Speaking in a recent interview, the prince made a number of disparaging remarks about the royal family, claiming that he had been "trapped" within the institution.

This latest outburst has not gone down well with the public, who have criticised Harry for his lack of respect towards the monarchy. Many have accused the prince of being ungrateful, pointing out that he has enjoyed a life of privilege thanks to his royal status.

The controversy comes just weeks after Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, were criticised for their decision to step away from the royal family. The couple's decision to grant a high-profile interview to Oprah Winfrey also attracted criticism, with many accusing them of trying to cash in on their royal connections.

It remains to be seen how this latest controversy will affect Harry's relationship with the public, but it is clear that the prince's behaviour is continuing to divide opinion.

[Protagoras]

Write a news story about Prince Harry in the style of a Daily Mail journalist

SueEllen, Congrats on your new appointment as a Principal Correspondent.

[vetran]

[SueEllen]

Chatgpt is better at getting you off parking tickets at Gatwick apparently

This guy and another guy who did it twice were on LBC last night at about 5.45pm. This guy works for an AI company.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...i-100-29295189

A driver won a much-reduced car park fine after challenging it using ChatGPT artificial intelligence (AI).

Shaun Bosley, from Brighton, was dropping a work colleague at Gatwick Airport last November.

Several months later, he was slapped with a £100 "final notice" from National Car Parks (NCP), despite saying he had received no previous correspondence.

The sales consultant for Phyron, a Swedish company which produces videos for car dealerships using AI, turned to ChatGPT, which generates human-like conversations.

Users simply type a request into a chat box and the system can generate a response almost instantly.

He said: "In the end, I just typed, 'write an appeal to a penalty charge notice for driving through Gatwick airport.

"I have received final notice, but never received first notice of the penalty', and straight away it came back with a great response."

[d000hg]

Write a news story about Prince Harry in the style of a Daily Mail journalist

Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex, has once again caused outrage amongst the public with his latest actions. The royal, who has faced criticism in recent years for his behaviour, is now facing fresh backlash for his perceived disrespect towards the monarchy.

Harry, who famously stepped down from his royal duties in 2020, has been accused of crossing a line with his latest comments. Speaking in a recent interview, the prince made a number of disparaging remarks about the royal family, claiming that he had been "trapped" within the institution.

This latest outburst has not gone down well with the public, who have criticised Harry for his lack of respect towards the monarchy. Many have accused the prince of being ungrateful, pointing out that he has enjoyed a life of privilege thanks to his royal status.

The controversy comes just weeks after Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, were criticised for their decision to step away from the royal family. The couple's decision to grant a high-profile interview to Oprah Winfrey also attracted criticism, with many accusing them of trying to cash in on their royal connections.

It remains to be seen how this latest controversy will affect Harry's relationship with the public, but it is clear that the prince's behaviour is continuing to divide opinion.

That's far better and more reasonable than anything the DM prints. It needs to make up some outraged quotes and tweets... here we go

Write a news story about Prince Harry in the style of an tabloid journalist. Include quotes from outraged members of the public and mention their house prices.

"Outrage as Prince Harry Spends Lavishly on £20 Million Mansion!"

In a shocking development, Prince Harry has reportedly splurged £20 million on a mansion in California, leaving outraged members of the public fuming over his extravagant spending.

"He's a disgrace to the royal family!" exclaimed Brenda Smith, a 65-year-old resident of Manchester, whose house is worth around £200,000. "We're struggling to make ends meet here, and he's spending our tax money on lavish mansions. It's absolutely disgusting!"

Meanwhile, social media is ablaze with angry comments from people across the country. Many are expressing their anger at Harry's perceived lack of responsibility, with some questioning whether he's forgotten his roots as a member of the British royal family.

"It's a slap in the face to everyone who pays taxes," said 36-year-old Simon Jones, a resident of London, whose house is worth around £400,000. "I don't begrudge anyone their success, but there's a limit to what's acceptable. Harry's clearly lost touch with reality."

The news of Harry's latest splurge comes at a time when many people are struggling to make ends meet, with the pandemic causing economic uncertainty across the country. For many, the idea of a prince spending millions on a mansion is nothing short of outrageous.

"People are struggling to pay their bills and keep a roof over their heads, and Harry's spending more money on a house than most of us will ever see in a lifetime," said 42-year-old Emma Brown, a resident of Liverpool, whose house is worth around £180,000. "It's just not right."