• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Odour contractors

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Odour contractors

    I worked with one who had repeated flatulence.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    WE had a french chap in Finance who had the most awful BO, literally eye watering, none of us could spend more than 5 minutes in the room. He was a permie though.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    Comment


      #3
      Worked with a guy that used to gargle with TCP a few times a day. TCP has an interesting smell but not one you want ot be around all day.
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        WE had a french chap in Finance who had the most awful BO, literally eye watering, none of us could spend more than 5 minutes in the room. He was a permie though.
        Why did nobody say anything? Seems like lax management.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post

          Why did nobody say anything? Seems like lax management.
          many people did but he was from the worldwide head office and a beancounter it would have been professional suicide to push too hard.

          We just had a 10 minute rescue plan, My colleagues would ring up hi Vetran can you help me with X its important after 10 minutes withe pungent Parisienne.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

          Comment


            #6
            I was the manager to a contractor who was getting complaints to me from his BO. Turned out he was working away in a Travelodge and kept the same shirt all week to save ironing at the weekend. The agent was not so happy about being the person who had to tell him the reason why we had to part our ways......

            Comment

            Working...
            X