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Hmm, who on here likes fancy cars?

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    #11

    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    poor old warty!
    He doesn't have a fancy car, he's got a TT.

    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    FYI; some women have enlarged clitoral glands that are bigger than some males with small penises.
    You actually fell for that? Sorry to break it to you but that was just a ladyboy.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
      I'm told on here that my car is slow... phew, dodged that bullet
      The study found men, particularly those over the age of 30, “rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis”.
      Its not about speed its about wanting a sports car.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #13
        Originally posted by vetran View Post



        Its not about speed its about wanting a sports car.
        I don't 'want' a sports car .... I have one already

        As for Penis size ... I'm good thanks. No complaints from my current 'friends'
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #14
          Don't worry boys you could buy a white van instead.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post

            I don't 'want' a sports car .... I have one already'
            I thought you had a TT?
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              #16
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              I thought you had a hairdressers runaround?
              FTFY
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                I thought you had a TT?
                RS roadster... pretty sure it's classed as a sports car.
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  I thought you had a TT?
                  <cough>Golf with a body kit.</cough>
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #19

                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                    As for Penis size ... I'm good thanks. No complaints from my current 'friends'
                    Your bar is "nobody has told me it's small?"

                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                    RS roadster... pretty sure it's classed as a sports car.
                    Maybe the fact you're satisfied by such a low-end "sports car" should be read that you're only compensating a little bit. What was that car AtW wasn't man enough to drive?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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