Will Harry and Megan ever STFU?

[ladymuck]

I have zero respect for anyone who gets pushed around by a William Hague lookalike.

Even if that person is actually William Hague?

[xoggoth]

Is there someone somewhere forcing you to read and listen to all their tulipe ? It's not hard to avoid hearing about it with minimal effort.

Trouble is, if you read the online news, you have to scroll through all that bollux to try and find summit interesting. Not that one ever does find anything interesting.

PS And, as aTW said, it's even infecting CUK now.

[SueEllen]

Even if that person is actually William Hague?

He can drink 20 pints apparently....

[Fraidycat]

'i wanna be a billionaire, so f-ing bad'

I think they (she) wants billionaire status, the more they can damage the monarchy in the process they see as a bonus.

William as the heir, gets the Duchy of Cornwall, worth £1 billion and generates +£25 million income per year for him.

As the spare Harry got to live in froggy cottage, didn't even own it.

At some point, when see feels they have enough $$$$, she will dump him, and take half.

Then they might both finally stfu.

[Zigenare]

'i wanna be a billionaire, so f-ing bad'

I think they (she) wants billionaire status, the more they can damage the monarchy in the process they see as a bonus.

William as the heir, gets the Duchy of Cornwall, worth £1 billion and generates +£25 million income per year for him.

As the spare Harry got to live in froggy cottage, didn't even own it.

At some point, when see feels they have enough $$$$, she will dump him, and take half.

Then they might both finally stfu.

Half? With 2 kids? You are having a laugh!

On a side note he's just put the whole of his family more at risk after revealing his Taliban death toll.

I hope he's not planning on doing any book signings...

[vetran]

Half? With 2 kids? You are having a laugh!

On a side note he's just put the whole of his family more at risk after revealing his Taliban death toll.

I hope he's not planning on doing any book signings...

yeah but he has no future earning capacity she can get her kit off for Netflix.

I'm so glad his chap still works

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals...penis-28887012

Prince Harry was suffering from frostbitten penis during William and Kate's wedding


Prince Harry has spoken openly about his penis in his new memoir, claiming that he had a frostbitten 'todger' and quashing rumours that Diana forbid him from being circumcised

But what do you expect from the Sussex stallion?

[xoggoth]

Maybe we need a "Why I fell out with my family" thread to bore us even more. Only grudge I ever had was when I was the attic room as a child and my bro. scared me with a story of "Jawsies", a floating skull with big babboon like teeth. Hiding under the blankets for months.

[xoggoth]

Prince Harry was suffering from frostbitten penis

Always worries me when stop for a pee while walking in very cold weather that it might freeze up and crack off.

[edison]

I couldn't care less about the royal family and believe it's an outdated anachronism in the modern world. However, it seems difficult to avoid it. Initially I had a bit of sympathy for the pair but in the last 12-18 months, Harry in particularly, has been hopelessly naive at best, and very badly guided. If he wanted his dad and brother back then the interviews and book will surely make that more difficult than ever.

They don't call it 'The Firm' for nothing. Once you're in, you're in.

[AtW]

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Time for a DNA test, Shirly?