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    Where not to spend a penny

    A Darwin award candidate and be careful with those Santander cycles, they are as good as Santander testing.

    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lond...-b1025048.html

    A Tube passenger’s head was “crushed” earlier this year when they tried to urinate between two carriages of a moving Piccadilly Line train, a TfL safety report has revealed.
    The passenger was not killed but did sustain a “serious injury” according to TfL’s quarterly health and safety report, which details some of the other unfortunate ways in which passengers and staff were injured between April and June this year.

    While the majority of incidents occurred on the London Underground, several customers suffered injuries using other modes of transport, including one who sustained a serious injury when their TfL Santander hire bike “collapsed” after the front wheel came off.


    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    It would be more comedic if it wasn't their head got stuck between the carriages?
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      It would be more impressive if it wasn't their head got stuck between the carriages?
      FTFY

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        #4
        I noticed we are all presuming the tube passenger was male.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          I noticed we are all presuming the tube passenger was male.
          oh sorry did it hurt?

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post

            oh sorry did it hurt?


            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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