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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    If it wasn't for cars and ovens, would one even notice?
    Does your car not update automatically?
    AYSYCOTBAC?
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      #22
      Originally posted by WTFH View Post

      Does your car not update automatically?
      AYSYCOTBAC?
      Don't you have a smart oven? If being a contractor means spending thousands on things I don't need or want just to pose, then I guess I'm not cut out for it
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post

        Don't you have a smart oven?
        No, but I have a smoke detector, which is basically the same thing.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #24
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post

          No, but I have a smoke detector, which is basically the same thing.
          But is it a smart smoke detector
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post

            But is it a smart smoke detector
            Yes, it automatically knows what time is dinner time, and alerts me about 5 minutes before The WifeTM presents me with a burnt offering.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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