Appropriate Drinks?

[courtg9000]

I have been thinking about scaling the usual crimbo hold bash I hold this year.
I heard the plonker Raab prrattling on about having "appropriate drinks, so thought I might follow suit.
But what is appropriate at appropriate drinks?

Foie Gras?
Champagne?
Cocaine?
lapdancers?
hookers?
Canapes?
Cheese?
Wine?
Playing "pin the knob on the boris?"
Playing "Don't get caught by CCTV?"
Shagging on the photocopier?

Anyone got any ideas?

[SueEllen]

Didn't you ask one of your chums who worked in Downing Street last Christmas?

Clearly they would have told you what bottles are easy to get pass the police.

Obviously you don't ask those who did stuff for Shaun Bailey as they all got caught

[courtg9000]

My only "contact" in Downing Street is Larry The cat. He is saying nothing.

[SueEllen]

Ah the only creature there who doesn't bite the hands that feed him.

[ladymuck]

Does no-one do poppers any more?

[d000hg]

Does no-one do poppers any more?

Party poppers?

[SueEllen]

Party poppers?

Not if it is a CHEESE and wine party in the garden with more people than what was allowed at a funeral in the open air.

[d000hg]

Not if it is a CHEESE and wine party in the garden with more people than what was allowed at a funeral in the open air.

If that meets your definition of a party, you must throw really dull parties.
What are these open air funerals? Are you talking about the mass burnings in India?

[SueEllen]

If that meets your definition of a party, you must throw really dull parties.

I like copying our political leaders.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics...lockdown-rules

Though I think Larry the Cat has the right idea.....

[d000hg]

I like copying our political leaders.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics...lockdown-rules

Though I think Larry the Cat has the right idea.....

Again, it doesn't look like a party to me. A handful of people sitting safely outside in small groups in their private workplace. I don't see Matt Hancock playing Twister.