in the bankrupt PRS we had rain identifying as snow. Cold wet and with the bite of snow but not fully snow.
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Snow here too, but not a sight of that sledge I've ordered last year from a dodgy overweight Amazon seller
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Well snow is to be expected in Russia in winter.Originally posted by AtW View PostSnow here too, but not a sight of that sledge I've ordered last year from a dodgy overweight Amazon seller"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Eeee! yer back aTw. Wotho.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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My Dad has just reported that it's snowing on the Costa del SussexComment
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Roger that, West Sussex checking in. A bit sleety, but a little bit of settling in the grass as well. Radar suggests it won't last too long tho.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostComment
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Odd flurries here, just a pretty dusting in West Durham. Pretty but somewhat chilly. A few miles up in the moors it's several feet.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ITN showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.Comment
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