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Got one for you Whorty...She's a keeper.
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Got one for you Whorty...She's a keeper.
Last edited by northernladuk; 17 November 2021, 17:59.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Nah not desperate or married!Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
To be fair I would check Crocodile Dundee style.
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Been with less pretty 'lasses' after 6 pints of StellaOriginally posted by northernladuk View Post
Any port in a storm!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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She may be an intersex woman designated female at birth due to her genitals but her blood work could be different from the "average" female.Originally posted by vetran View Post
Surely a quick blood test would sort it out?
Or be waiting gender reassignment.Last edited by SueEllen; 17 November 2021, 18:54."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Blimey your standards did improve!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Been with less pretty 'lasses' after 6 pints of Stella
But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Not been drinking much the past few years, probably go to that port on 4 pints these daysOriginally posted by Gibbon View Post
Blimey your standards did improve!
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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