What kind of Tory are you?

[Whorty]

and your constant pish about how wonderful you are, and your imaginary love life adds value?
piss off you twat!

Not getting any off the wife? Can't think why, you seem like such a fun, happy, jolly little fat fella

I see you more as a Greggs Tory .... which certainly answers one often asked question

[DoctorStrangelove]

The kind of tory who wouldn't piss on the present cabinet if they were on fire.

Whilst hoping fervently that Bozo Bunter the fat owl of the remove comes to a satisfyingly grim end.

[d000hg]

The kind of tory who wouldn't piss on the present cabinet if they were on fire.

So a pretty typical Tory then?