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Mordac and Suityou01's First Day at Facebook today

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    Mordac and Suityou01's First Day at Facebook today

    Going well so far. Both were helping out with drivers at BP a few weeks ago until they were let go.......
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      You cheeky tart. And to think I was going to let you have your porn downloads back...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        You cheeky tart. And to think I was going to let you have your porn downloads back...
        I heard the Chinese and Russian Governments were in contact with you today. They've been trying for years to take the Internet down, and it seems you've done it with a couple of patches!
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          You cheeky tart. And to think I was going to let you have your porn downloads back...
          you have enough DVDs for all that Midget porn?
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            The really funny bit is that, based on Twitter comments and stuff starting to appear in the media, they have actually managed to lock themselves out of their own offices as wel. The electronic door systems depend on their LDAP service for authentication which are on the same networks suffering from the outage.

            Rumour has it it's a BGP Routing issue and some poor soul at FB has managed to effectively delete them from the internet.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post

              you have enough DVDs for all that Midget porn?
              Most of it was way worse than that...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post

                Most of it was way worse than that...
                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nger-DOWN.html

                So looks like Mark is going to kick himself for letting you in on the Kickstarter Scheme.

                https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...nger-DOWN.html
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  There's a good writeup of what happened as seen from Cloudflare's perspective: Understanding How Facebook Disappeared from the Internet

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                    #10
                    Hearing the numpties on R4 Today programme trying to get a grasp of DNS was funny this morning.

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