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Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
I can only postulate that you must have a tongue like a chameleon, cos it ain't looks, or with wit or your self confessed manhood size. But I have to admit that is called 'upping your game'

I think she was into care in the community, 'cos I'm buggered if I know what she saw in me!I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Damn, two days in a row I'm agreeing with you!Originally posted by vetran View Post
Why did I think Norah Batty would be punching above his weight?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Careful now. Do we need to stage an intervention?Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Damn, two days in a row I'm agreeing with you!Comment
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I think I'm beginning to fall for him ...... anyone know if he's on Tinder? Or do I need to go on to Grinder to find him?Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Careful now. Do we need to stage an intervention?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Understandable but Mrs V has set such a high standard I doubt I would swipe right on you now even for pity!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I think I'm beginning to fall for him ...... anyone know if he's on Tinder? Or do I need to go on to Grinder to find him?
Thirty years ago I was less fussy but I suspect me swiping right on your profile would have never have happened.
I would have probably considered Sally Anne and the Kurrent Katie price in my single days. NLyUK unlikely.
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Stop being coy .... you know you love my tight bunsOriginally posted by vetran View Post
Understandable but Mrs V has set such a high standard I doubt I would swipe right on you now even for pity!
Thirty years ago I was less fussy but I suspect me swiping right on your profile would have never have happened.
I would have probably considered Sally Anne and the Kurrent Katie price in my single days. NLyUK unlikely.
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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whatever she says when you put £20 on the bedside table is not to be trusted!Originally posted by Whorty View Post
Stop being coy .... you know you love my tight buns
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She just takes my card to get the cinnamon iced buns and coffee from StarbucksOriginally posted by vetran View Post
whatever she says when you put £20 on the bedside table is not to be trusted!
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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tight cinnamon bunsOriginally posted by Whorty View Post
She just takes my card to get the cinnamon iced buns and coffee from Starbucks
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