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    #91
    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    tight cinnamon buns
    So she is a modern girl and has a card reader?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #92
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

      So attacking someone you don't know just because you don't like me? Doesn't make you look good deary.
      We can judge people by the company they keep and the decisions they make
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #93
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        tight cinnamon buns
        Don't forget the icing
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #94
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post

          We can judge people by the company they keep and the decisions they make
          Totally agree ... she's very sweet, caring and compassionate. She's slim, good looking and has lots of the opposite sex after her. I'm happy to be judged the same

          Although she's also got blond hair so maybe the comparisons aren't too close given I'm challenged on the hair front!
          Last edited by Whorty; 29 September 2021, 14:57.
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #95
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post

            Although she's also got blond hair
            <cough> collar and cuffS? (I made that error with Wife#1, Wife#2 has and lived happily ever after(so far)).
            But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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              #96
              Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

              collar and cuffS? (I made that error with Wife#1, Wife#2 has and lived happily ever after(so far)).
              Never said natural blond. As per most ladies I know, it comes out a bottle. No idea her 'real' colour, but blonde suits her very well.
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #97
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

                collar and cuffS? (I made that error with Wife#1, Wife#2 has and lived happily ever after(so far)).
                channelling Blade (the series ) - Vampire assessing a victim procured by a madam: Does the carpet match the curtains?

                Madam : sadly no its hardboard...

                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                  Never said natural blond. As per most ladies I know, it comes out a bottle. No idea her 'real' colour, but blonde suits her very well.
                  You still doing it lights off? or you've let slip her 'style'.
                  But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

                    You still doing it lights off? or you've let slip her 'style'.
                    I'll leave that for you to decide
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                      I'll leave that for you to decide
                      I should have thought about this more, obviously she's going to insist on the lights off, poor girl!
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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