how big should your warchest be?

[jamesbrown]

I'll file this under "cultural differences" old chap.

Feck off, you tedious bore. Oh wait, I see the needful has been done.

[Whorty]

I can only postulate that you must have a tongue like a chameleon, cos it ain't looks, or with wit or your self confessed manhood size. But I have to admit that is called 'upping your game'

I think she was into care in the community, 'cos I'm buggered if I know what she saw in me!

[Whorty]

Why did I think Norah Batty would be punching above his weight?

Damn, two days in a row I'm agreeing with you!

[ladymuck]

Damn, two days in a row I'm agreeing with you!

Careful now. Do we need to stage an intervention?

[Whorty]

Careful now. Do we need to stage an intervention?

I think I'm beginning to fall for him ...... anyone know if he's on Tinder? Or do I need to go on to Grinder to find him?

[vetran]

I think I'm beginning to fall for him ...... anyone know if he's on Tinder? Or do I need to go on to Grinder to find him?

Understandable but Mrs V has set such a high standard I doubt I would swipe right on you now even for pity!

Thirty years ago I was less fussy but I suspect me swiping right on your profile would have never have happened.

I would have probably considered Sally Anne and the Kurrent Katie price in my single days. NLyUK unlikely.

[Whorty]

Understandable but Mrs V has set such a high standard I doubt I would swipe right on you now even for pity!

Thirty years ago I was less fussy but I suspect me swiping right on your profile would have never have happened.

I would have probably considered Sally Anne and the Kurrent Katie price in my single days. NLyUK unlikely.

Stop being coy .... you know you love my tight buns

[vetran]

Stop being coy .... you know you love my tight buns

whatever she says when you put £20 on the bedside table is not to be trusted!

[Whorty]

whatever she says when you put £20 on the bedside table is not to be trusted!

She just takes my card to get the cinnamon iced buns and coffee from Starbucks

[vetran]

She just takes my card to get the cinnamon iced buns and coffee from Starbucks

tight cinnamon buns