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Chinese bringing food into Australia
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They're not giving you fruit on the plane to bring into the country, you're supposed to eat it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
They have good reason to be strict in NZ and Aus - big agriculture industry, and remote enough to stand a chance of keeping nasties out, which can wreak havoc if introduced. I had my muddy walking boots taken away and washed once on entry to Australia after a suitcase inspection.Comment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
They're not giving you fruit on the plane to bring into the country, you're supposed to eat it.
We know that but people (myself included) don't always eat everything put in front of them and may chuck it in their bag to eat later.Comment
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I declared my dirty boots. They didn't care. But it was faster going through that queue than standard customs.Originally posted by mattster View PostThey have good reason to be strict in NZ and Aus - big agriculture industry, and remote enough to stand a chance of keeping nasties out, which can wreak havoc if introduced. I had my muddy walking boots taken away and washed once on entry to Australia after a suitcase inspection.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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"Are you going to eat that?"Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
We know that but people (myself included) don't always eat everything put in front of them and may chuck it in their bag to eat later.
"No but it's free, I'm taking it"Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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INKSPEOriginally posted by ladymuck View Post
We know that but people (myself included) don't always eat everything put in front of them and may chuck it in their bag to eat later.
to be fair we have a big bag of sweeteners from various restaurants.Comment
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You obviously missed the episodes when they make people clean their hiking and rugby boots.Originally posted by mattster View PostThey have good reason to be strict in NZ and Aus - big agriculture industry, and remote enough to stand a chance of keeping nasties out, which can wreak havoc if introduced. I had my muddy walking boots taken away and washed once on entry to Australia after a suitcase inspection."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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FTFYOriginally posted by d000hg View Post
"Are you going to eat that?"
"No but I paid for it when I bought the ticket, I'm taking it"Comment
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A shame contractors are suffering such poverty.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
FTFYOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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you mean you give to your butler ?Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
We know that but people (myself included) don't always eat everything put in front of them and may chuck it in their bag to eat later.Comment
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