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Which type of cretin are you?
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Which type of cretin are you?
18Crypto Cretin33.33%6Brexit Cretin27.78%5Tory Voting Cretin22.22%4Climate Change Denier Cretin16.67%3Scottish Independence Cretin16.67%3General CUK Common or Garden Cretin (We are all AndyW)72.22%13A sasguru Cretin5.56%1Tulip for brains CUK moderator cretin0%0First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive -
What, no AndyW option?
Also, if the subject is cretinism, then surely there ought to be a Scooter option.
Actually, come to think of it, maybe Scooter deserves to take over the mantle from AndyW?Last edited by DealorNoDeal; 24 May 2021, 13:23.Scoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market. -
Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View PostWhat, no AndyW option?
Also, if the subject is cretinism, then surely there ought to be a Scooter option.
Actually, come to think of it, maybe Scooter deserves to take over the mantle from AndyW?Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
+1 for Scooter to now be the AndyW replacement optionScoots still says that Apr 2020 didn't mark the start of a new stock bull market.Comment
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In the Kingdom of the Cretin, the one brain celled Cretin is KingFirst Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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Originally posted by DealorNoDeal View PostWhat, no AndyW option?
Also, if the subject is cretinism, then surely there ought to be a Scooter option.
Actually, come to think of it, maybe Scooter deserves to take over the mantle from AndyW?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Why does the poll say 10 voters but there appear to be 16 votes? Is there some voter fraud going on with double votes taking place?Comment
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Originally posted by _V_ View PostIn the Kingdom of the Cretin, the one brain celled Cretin is KingAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWhy does the poll say 10 voters but there appear to be 16 votes? Is there some voter fraud going on with double votes taking place?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostWhy does the poll say 10 voters but there appear to be 16 votes? Is there some voter fraud going on with double votes taking place?Comment
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