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    Once bitten, twice...

    Guess that's what happens if you are a stupid show off


    https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/fitness-guru-lenny-makinde-bitten-python-films-promo-hayes-car-park-b929496.html

    It was the first time Lenny Makinde had even seen a snake in real life, but now he says: “I have people coming up to me recognising me as the ‘snake workout guy’”


    A gym instructor has gone viral after being bitten on the ear by a snake as he filmed a promotional video working out around the reptile in a west London car park.

    Lenny Makinde, who runs Elevation Fitness based in Hayes, is filmed doing press-ups and lunges over the 25kg reticulated python borrowed from a friend to prove to Londoners you can work out “anytime, anywhere”.

    But as he records an outro for the segment for his Instagram profile the python named LV takes a bite at his ear causing Mr Makinde to scream in shock.

    The 28-year-old has incorporated horse-riding, the tube and an ice cream van in his increasingly bizarre but endearing series of workouts across London.


    He told the Standard: “I got cheeky and thought I wasn’t happy with that outro let's do another and the snake, LV, must have heard me and thought ‘I’m not having it, I’m a snake by nature let me show you.’

    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    Hayes. Says it all

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Hayes. Says it all
      It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
      It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post

        It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
        It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...
        so you know the area well then?
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post

          so you know the area well then?
          Back in the 90s I knew it quite well. If you were looking for a pub offering 'specialist live entertainment' I might have been able to point you in the right direction...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mordac View Post

            Back in the 90s I knew it quite well. If you were looking for a pub offering 'specialist live entertainment' I might have been able to point you in the right direction...
            Is the sex middling in middlesex?

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              #7
              I believe it's dodgy in Sussex.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                I believe it's dodgy in Sussex.
                East or West?
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

                  Is the sex middling in middlesex?
                  That rather depends on whom you ask. I can't comment (or remember...)
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post

                    It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
                    It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...
                    I had the misfortune of renting a room there whilst contracting at West Drayton, not for long. The wife was continually walking around in her skimpy underwear (MINLF!!!) and the husband kept inviting me to watch porn with them!! Trouble was it was 2001 and accommodation was in short supply due to T5 being built. Yiewsley was only slightly better.
                    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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