Once bitten, twice...

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vetran replied

29 April 2021, 08:59
Originally posted by Gibbon View Post

I had the misfortune of renting a room there whilst contracting at West Drayton, not for long. The wife was continually walking around in her skimpy underwear (MINLF!!!) and the husband kept inviting me to watch porn with them!! Trouble was it was 2001 and accommodation was in short supply due to T5 being built. Yiewsley was only slightly better.

was the husband called Andy? I think I worked with him!
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Gibbon replied

14 April 2021, 16:25
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...

I had the misfortune of renting a room there whilst contracting at West Drayton, not for long. The wife was continually walking around in her skimpy underwear (MINLF!!!) and the husband kept inviting me to watch porn with them!! Trouble was it was 2001 and accommodation was in short supply due to T5 being built. Yiewsley was only slightly better.
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Mordac replied

14 April 2021, 13:04
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Is the sex middling in middlesex?

That rather depends on whom you ask. I can't comment (or remember...)
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SueEllen replied

14 April 2021, 12:13
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

I believe it's dodgy in Sussex.

East or West?
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NotAllThere replied

14 April 2021, 11:31
I believe it's dodgy in Sussex.
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ladymuck replied

14 April 2021, 11:06
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Back in the 90s I knew it quite well. If you were looking for a pub offering 'specialist live entertainment' I might have been able to point you in the right direction...

Is the sex middling in middlesex?
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Mordac replied

14 April 2021, 10:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

so you know the area well then?

Back in the 90s I knew it quite well. If you were looking for a pub offering 'specialist live entertainment' I might have been able to point you in the right direction...
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vetran replied

14 April 2021, 09:32
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...

so you know the area well then?
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Mordac replied

14 April 2021, 09:09
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Hayes. Says it all

It's somewhere one had to drive through (as quickly as possible) to get to Stockley Park way back in the last century.
It's also where a certain Scotsman might find a cheap 'airport hotel'...
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ladymuck replied

14 April 2021, 07:39
Hayes. Says it all
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SueEllen started a topic Once bitten, twice...

13 April 2021, 20:05
Once bitten, twice...

Guess that's what happens if you are a stupid show off

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/fitness-guru-lenny-makinde-bitten-python-films-promo-hayes-car-park-b929496.html

It was the first time Lenny Makinde had even seen a snake in real life, but now he says: “I have people coming up to me recognising me as the ‘snake workout guy’”

A gym instructor has gone viral after being bitten on the ear by a snake as he filmed a promotional video working out around the reptile in a west London car park.
Lenny Makinde, who runs Elevation Fitness based in Hayes, is filmed doing press-ups and lunges over the 25kg reticulated python borrowed from a friend to prove to Londoners you can work out “anytime, anywhere”.

But as he records an outro for the segment for his Instagram profile the python named LV takes a bite at his ear causing Mr Makinde to scream in shock.

The 28-year-old has incorporated horse-riding, the tube and an ice cream van in his increasingly bizarre but endearing series of workouts across London.

He told the Standard: “I got cheeky and thought I wasn’t happy with that outro let's do another and the snake, LV, must have heard me and thought ‘I’m not having it, I’m a snake by nature let me show you.’
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