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So who'd have thought a Suez blockage could have such toileting ramifications -
Gordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.bloggoth
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like one of these?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
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They have those in Japanese loos. But Westerners usually leap up in surprise when the jets start, and the result is not a pretty sight!Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
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Any headline of "Is something going to happen", the answer is usually "no, it's not".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Why are you watching people use the toilet?Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
They have those in Japanese loos. But Westerners usually leap up in surprise when the jets start, and the result is not a pretty sight!
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Which is odd, given the output....Originally posted by AtW View PostI still got enough ? from buying a year ago...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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I know about bidet type things, I was thinking of a cheap adapter you could put over an ordinary bog during temporary bog roll shortages. Maybe somebody's done those as well, can't be a*d to Google.Originally posted by ladymuck View Postbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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