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    Quick buy more bog rolls!

    2021-03-25 Is the world facing another TOILET PAPER shortage? Industry boss warns global shipping container crisis could leave loo roll makers short months after Covid panic-buying

    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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    So who'd have thought a Suez blockage could have such toileting ramifications
    Last edited by ladymuck; 25 March 2021, 22:01. Reason: speling

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      #3
      Gordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.

      Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Gordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.

        Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
        like one of these?

        https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/...ted-seat-dryer

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

          Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
          They have those in Japanese loos. But Westerners usually leap up in surprise when the jets start, and the result is not a pretty sight!
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #6
            Any headline of "Is something going to happen", the answer is usually "no, it's not".
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              I still got enough ? from buying a year ago...

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                #8
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

                They have those in Japanese loos. But Westerners usually leap up in surprise when the jets start, and the result is not a pretty sight!
                Why are you watching people use the toilet?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  I still got enough ? from buying a year ago...
                  Which is odd, given the output....
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    I know about bidet type things, I was thinking of a cheap adapter you could put over an ordinary bog during temporary bog roll shortages. Maybe somebody's done those as well, can't be a*d to Google.
                    bloggoth

                    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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