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So who'd have thought a Suez blockage could have such toileting ramifications -
Gordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostGordon Bennet! Daftest panic ever, hardly same as a food shortage. Just wash yer bum in the shower.
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/...ted-seat-dryerComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
Just had a great business idea. A device that cleans yer bum by squirting water up when you flush.
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Any headline of "Is something going to happen", the answer is usually "no, it's not".Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
They have those in Japanese loos. But Westerners usually leap up in surprise when the jets start, and the result is not a pretty sight!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostI still got enough ? from buying a year ago...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Postbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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