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Feeling a prick! Tales of vaccine shots for your edutainment.

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    #31
    Originally posted by ronkeen View Post



    Dear test rat.

    Thank you for you contribution towards our experiment. Please remind vigilant of other rats symptoms and report those swiftly. If your dick stops working don't worry it probably will be fine. Unless you can't perform for other reasons that is. Anyway hope you enjoyed the side effects of our vaccines, and those pesky conspiracy theorists got you worried.

    Now if you and enough of other rats follow suits we will trade you going outside and international travel but you will have to take 1 - 2 vaccines every 1 year. You thought it was just one ? Anyway congratulations to you that you werent the one with the bad side effects. Lets drink to that. Now go back to you cage Mr Rat.


    Who is this utter feckwit??

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      #32
      Originally posted by jainnode View Post

      Who is this utter feckwit??
      FOBR14

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        #33
        Originally posted by AtW View Post

        FOBR14
        ????????????????

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          #34
          Originally posted by jainnode View Post

          Who is this utter feckwit??
          its a dirty old socks

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            #35
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            If it had been punched by me you'd be crying for morphine.
            I doubt with your wheezing, pot-belly, dodgy knees & flabby arms you'd get close enough to land a blow

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              #36
              Originally posted by DonaldJTrump View Post
              I doubt with your wheezing, pot-belly, dodgy knees & flabby arms you'd get close enough to land a blow
              You are listing his best features...
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #37
                Originally posted by DonaldJTrump View Post
                I doubt with your wheezing, pot-belly, dodgy knees & flabby arms you'd get close enough to land a blow
                Someone hold my beer....
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #38
                  Am I being unreasonable in thinking that masks look like something I would normally wear on my private?

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

                    Someone hold my beer....
                    Can't you manage that either?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Gould The Swimmer View Post
                      Am I being unreasonable in thinking that masks look like something I would normally wear on my private?
                      KUATB

                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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