Men's annoying habits

[vetran]

But I'd rather honest to God baccy smoke than a huge billowing cloud of strawberry-flavoured vape vapour

Yeah but a puff of smoke has been inside the rather unattractive person smoking.

[SueEllen]

People, usually foreigners who decide to congregate and have a chat blocking exit doors of airports and stations.
Twats who step off the escalators and then stand still and look around.
Even more twats with large rucksacks who forget they are waring one and turn around knocking over others.
Cyclists down dark streets without lights and wearing black.

You forgot the idiots (mostly male) who get on the tube with said large rucksack and block the doorway even though the carriage is practically empty.

I've been thanked a few times by other commuters for giving them a nudge so they move further into the carriage.

[AtW]

You forgot the idiots (mostly male) who get on the tube with said large rucksack and block the doorway even though the carriage is practically empty

I’d feel pretty relieved actually because that would mean they are not terrorists...

[ladymuck]

I’d feel pretty relieved actually because that would mean they are not terrorists...

Only brown people with rucksacks are terrorists. Doubly so if they have a beard. Audible ticking or visible wires is an optional extra but is a rather gauche overkill of the asthetic.

[Whorty]

Waitrose is heavily overrated IMO. I don't think the quality of the food is any better than the finest/taste the difference ranges at less esteemed outlets, and no certainly no better than Aldi (meat and cheese in particular). Also our local Waitrose is almost entirely filled with pensioners, just about the most annoying demographic to share a shop with.

Well that's one less poor person in my way when I next go to Waitrose

Never been to an Aldi so I'll take your word for that.

[Paddy]

Only brown people with rucksacks are terrorists. Doubly so if they have a beard. Audible ticking or visible wires is an optional extra but is a rather gauche overkill of the asthetic.

Never leave the rucksack zip partially open with RJ45 cables hanging out.

[OwlHoot]

Yeah but a puff of smoke has been inside the rather unattractive person smoking.

To be fair, so has the surrounding air. It just isn't so visible. Ladymuck is right - It's nearby breathers who are the problem!

[OwlHoot]

Never leave the rucksack zip partially open with RJ45 cables hanging out.

I often do, but I'm careful not to look sweaty and agitated and mumble verses from the Koran!

[ladymuck]

I often do, but I'm careful not to look sweaty and agitated and mumble verses from the Koran!

Well, just not all three at the same time

[SueEllen]

Well that's one less poor person in my way when I next go to Waitrose

Never been to an Aldi so I'll take your word for that.

They have Aldis and even a Lidl in richer areas of London now. It is very funny to have your richer friends and associates telling you how cheap and good the salmon tastes.