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The Crate Escape
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Does it come with a clam hammer to finish em off?'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I need to find the law but from memory grey squirrels are vermin and if trapped do need to be killed.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDoes it come with a clam hammer to finish em off?merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Yup.Originally posted by eek View PostI need to find the law but from memory grey squirrels are vermin and if trapped do need to be killed.
The RSPCA geezer who released the grey trapped in the bird feeder some years ago should have been prosecuted for failing to do that.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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You have to do it humanely so don't get caught...Originally posted by northernladuk View PostDoes it come with a clam hammer to finish em off?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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a .177 in the head works wellOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostYou have to do it humanely so don't get caught...
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I've got 3 semi-tame ones that I feed on my patio. Last year's babies have no fear of Mrs Scruff and I.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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