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One for the gun and computer game freaks

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    One for the gun and computer game freaks

    You know who you are:

    This gun from Kalashnikov has built-in computer, will teach its users how to shoot
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    does it auto detect squirrels when the tranquiliser dart is loaded?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Has it got a built in spray & pray mode?

      Just askin' for a friend.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        #4
        Is the built-in computer a Raspberry Pi?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          If you buy a dozen they’ll throw in free balaklavas and a C4 bomb

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