Bojo receives a call from “Microsoft” asking him what anti-virus he uses. Boris replies Pfizer.
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Bojo receives a call from “Microsoft” asking him what anti-virus he uses. Boris replies Pfizer."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
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Boris: "I'm busy playing pocket billiards.""A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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aTw so I got you pregnant as well how am I going to tell Carrie?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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