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24 January 2021, 11:03

Bojo receives a call from “Microsoft” asking him what anti-virus he uses. Boris replies Pfizer.

"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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24 January 2021, 11:12

“That 52 inch monitor is really making me look very slim”
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24 January 2021, 11:19

Boris: "I'm busy playing pocket billiards."

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24 January 2021, 11:38

Boris learns that atW was banned on CUK for 24 hours
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24 January 2021, 15:21

BoJo checks dick whilst having phone call with Angela Merkel
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24 January 2021, 17:09

"No, Joe, the child abuse advice line is only for victims."

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24 January 2021, 22:49

aTw so I got you pregnant as well how am I going to tell Carrie?

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24 January 2021, 23:21

"Stop it, Jennifer. My nipples are getting hard..."
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25 January 2021, 00:16

What? Lock the north down but not London. I like it.

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