Distracting Amount Of Pleasuring Devices (NSFW)

[clearedforlanding]

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

Odd that. I use it to tickle my scrotum.

[NotAllThere]

Distracting Amount Of Dildos

Surely "Distracting number of dildos". Btw - labelled it NSFW. As if anyone needed to know.

[Andy2]

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

we learn something new everyday

[NotAllThere]

we learn something new everyday

Well, that's the last of Andy2 we've heard for a while. He's been busy fingering his botty.

[Old Greg]

Surely "Distracting number of dildos". Btw - labelled it NSFW. As if anyone needed to know.

Also, the previous title could have been considered as an attempt to bully a prominent CUK member. Good work.

[vetran]

No, it's a gag of dildos.

surely?

[Old Greg]

surely?

Prolapse

[clearedforlanding]

surely?

Whoosh.

[Mordac]

Is that the collective noun, a distraction of dildos?

I'm tempted to suggest 'an Arsenal of dildos', since that neatly sums up the way we've been playing lately...

[northernladuk]

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

That's gonna confuse him. He's been sticking it up her nose for the last six months. Dentist bills are the through the roof as well.