Good morning good morning

**ladymuck** · 23 October 2020, 09:04

If you don't know where the coffee is, then your morning is off to a worse start than you may think

**northernladuk** · 23 October 2020, 09:23

Let the self indulgent bulltulip commence....

**scooterscot** · 23 October 2020, 09:40

Almost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar.

**vetran** · 23 October 2020, 10:51

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Almost re-filled the coffee grinder with sugar.

You need more water with it.

**Old Greg** · 23 October 2020, 10:59

Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

I overslept - coffee where are you...

HTH

BIDI

**d000hg** · 23 October 2020, 11:15

Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

If you don't know where the coffee is, then your morning is off to a worse start than you may think

A few years ago my coffee machine died. I ordered another one but unwrapping it to make morning coffee, didn't realise the glass jug was loose on the hot-plate and dropped it on the floor. Needed coffee first... a bit like when you order scissors and they come in one of those blister packs which can only be opened with scissors.

**Old Greg** · 23 October 2020, 11:24

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

A few years ago my coffee machine died. I ordered another one but unwrapping it to make morning coffee, didn't realise the glass jug was loose on the hot-plate and dropped it on the floor. Needed coffee first... a bit like when you order scissors and they come in one of those blister packs which can only be opened with scissors.

I remember the coffee machine dying on Christmas morning, after a late night of assembling kid's bike and booze. A really bleak moment as my old Italian espresso pot wouldn't work on the conduction hob. Went up to the BP garage + M&S to try to but a French press. No luck. Ended up putting the espresso pot in a saucepan (which did work with the conduction hob) with a small amount of water in the saucepan.

Thus Christmas was saved.

And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.

**vetran** · 23 October 2020, 11:45

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

And I did manage to buy the missus a travel blanket, tin of barley sugars, bottle of champagne and 5 litres of Castrol GTX, so that was another bullet dodged.

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**northernladyuk** · 23 October 2020, 12:23

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