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DOOM: Boris Johnson fed up
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I can't wait until he is actually allowed to say how many children he actually has.
Though I suspect when his youngest hidden child, whose mother has a super injunction against him, reaches their 20s they will be the ones going to the paper to reveal it.
Edited to say: Carrie is a fool she's likely to be the one stuck with him when he goes decrepit if she doesn't leave in the next couple of years."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostEdited to say: Carrie is a fool she's likely to be the one stuck with him when he goes decrepit if she doesn't leave in the next couple of years.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostI wonder if she has ever heard of contraception
Ain't you heard of the starving millions
Ain't you heard of contraception
You really want a program of sterilization?
Take control of the population boom!
It's in your living room
Keep a generation gap
Try wearing a cap
How's that for SKA AtW?England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostHe probably didn't know the job was going to be like this
It was all going to be the sunlit uplands and so fecking easy you just wouldn't believe it.
On the bright side, at least he's not magick grandpa.
Yet.
Originally posted by d000hg View PostYou certainly are.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Do you need a mod to change the thread title to:
DOOM: Boris Johnson still PM…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDo you need a mod to change the thread title to:
DOOM: Boris Johnson still PMVote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostHow absolutely tragic.
It was all going to be the sunlit uplands and so fecking easy you just wouldn't believe it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI suppose you predicted CV. You utter, flipping ignoramus. Try reading what you write before clicking the big shiny post button.
The sooner he and this govt depart, the better for everyone.Last edited by _V_; 21 October 2020, 10:40.First Law of Contracting: Only the strong surviveComment
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