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What should you retrain as?
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Healthcare science assistant
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One out of twelve ain’t bad.Originally posted by Paddy View PostAstronomer
Healthcare science assistant
Nanotechnologist
Tax adviser
Stockbroker
Pensions adviser
Actor
Copy Editor
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Office Manager
Estates Manager
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Maybe we should set up a new company together decorating cakes ... and if the customers don't pay up you can beat them senseless, and then bury themOriginally posted by edison View PostI answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others
Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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That sounds a promising idea....Originally posted by Whorty View PostMaybe we should set up a new company together decorating cakes ... and if the customers don't pay up you can beat them senseless, and then bury them
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Funny how boxer comes up a lot. I saw a female headhunter on LinkedIn also posting she got boxer just like the two of us...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.
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I'll tell you what - a chimney sweep.
Just phoned my usual chap and he won't be able to come and service my flue until January!Comment
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Cartographer or Business Analyst - hurrah!
Hold on though - don't cartographers need a degree in Geography or something??"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it means something completely different.Originally posted by The Bona Fide View PostI'll tell you what - a chimney sweep.
Just phoned my usual chap and he won't be able to come and service my flue until January!When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Why?Originally posted by cojak View PostCartographer or Business Analyst - hurrah!
Hold on though - don't cartographers need a degree in Geography or something??Comment
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