What should you retrain as?

[BR14]

Looks like Politics is your only option then...................but which Party?

PIRA

[Old Greg]

PIRA

SF tend to be fairly low down my preference list in elections. Remind me too much of Brexiteers with their armed populism worldview.

[Mordac]

Coronavirus UK: Britons continue to ridicule Rishi Sunak's online skills quiz | Daily Mail Online

Hard-hit workers have been told to retrain into jobs they're already doing after filling out the Government's online 'skills assessment' questionaire - as the nation continued to mock the five-minute quiz today.

A woman in her 50s was told to retrain as a stunt double, prompting her to joke 'I could be a stunt double for an unfit woman in her 50s?' while others were given no career options at all.

It comes after Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak suggested people should look for new opportunities if their career was affected by coronavirus lockdown.


Go on give it a try - Skills assessment | National Careers Service

I got this little lot,

Sports and leisure
Hospitality and food
Beauty and wellbeing
Animal care
Computing, technical and digital

[shaunbhoy]

Your answers show that:

you enjoy helping and listening to other people
you are motivated, set yourself personal goals and are comfortable competing with other people
you are sociable and find it easy to understand people

Manufacturing

Science and Research

Teaching and Education

[Old Greg]

Your answers show that:

you enjoy helping and listening to other people
you are motivated, set yourself personal goals and are comfortable competing with other people
you are sociable and find it easy to understand people

NAAFI cold food server

FTFY

[NotAllThere]

Computing, technology and digital

[Whorty]

Your answers show that:

you enjoy helping and listening to other people
you are motivated, set yourself personal goals and are comfortable competing with other people
you are sociable and find it easy to understand people

Manufacturing

Science and Research

Teaching and Education

[edison]

I answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others

Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???

[SueEllen]

I answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others

Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???

Someone who wanted to give us some amusement.

[courtg9000]

I answered the questions truthfully and was suggested boxer, funeral director and cake decorator amongst others

Seriously, who created this completely and utterly tulipe system???

I asked my goldfish if he was claiming responsibility. He said his coding skills were better than that....
And....
Hes a goldfish!