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Chef and Cake decorator were options for me .... even though I strongly disagreed with the "Using my hands or tools" questionOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostSocial Care
Government Services
Administration

Beans on toast cake, anyone?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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You should be a MOD on hereOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostIt crashed then eventually came back with
- Celebrant (conducts ceremonies like weddings, naming ceremonies)
- Chauffeur
- Pest Controller
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Psyciatrist (and Im already a mentalist !)
Criminal Intelligence Analyst
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Archeology.
So a few options, all in the same ballpark!!Comment
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I have little doubt.Originally posted by Whorty View PostChef and Cake decorator were options for me ....
One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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How dull and predictable. You even have to pollute friendly threads with your vileness. Well doneOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI have little doubt.
One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.

I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI have little doubt.
One can only admire the accuracy of the algorithms used to produce that result.

Tatty consulting involved?
You want an rocket scientist? We have 3000 experts, 50 of them have actually landed on Mars.
Available at £150 a day....Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostHow dull and predictable. You even have to pollute friendly threads with your vileness. Well done




“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Sports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.
I then did it as Pooper and got:
Your answers show that:
Because of your answers, we could not recommend any job categories. You might want to go through the assessment again to check that your responses were correct.
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Looks like Politics is your only option then...................but which Party?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostSports professional, boxer or football referee. But I did select "Strongly Agree" or "Yes" to everything and the first category.
I then did it as Pooper and got:
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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