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What should you retrain as?
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You needed to have got Government Services for that."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
It keeps wanting me to answer more questions but so far we have
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Originally posted by courtg9000 View PostIt keeps wanting me to answer more questions but so far we have
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I want to know how someone who can barely walk can be expected to perform a stunt?Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
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Even before these covid days hit, I'd been thinking about retraining as a celebrant. An acquaintance of mine is one and it really looks right up my alley.
You do have to have the right kind of personality for it though.
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Tsk tsk. You need to stop thinking about what you can't do, and more about what you CANOriginally posted by courtg9000 View PostI want to know how someone who can barely walk can be expected to perform a stunt?
That defeatist attitude is down to society telling you your disabilities hold you back.
Blah, blah, blah more white, able bodied, liberal drivel that ignores day to day practicalitiesComment
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They can fall from an aircraft without a parachute. Don't even need legs for that!Originally posted by courtg9000 View PostI want to know how someone who can barely walk can be expected to perform a stunt?Comment
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I reckon there's a niche in the market for a grumpy celebrant.Originally posted by The Bona Fide View PostEven before these covid days hit, I'd been thinking about retraining as a celebrant. An acquaintance of mine is one and it really looks right up my alley.
You do have to have the right kind of personality for it though.
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Nice. I've got a ton of options:
- Meteorologist
- Countryside ranger
- Prison governor
- Bus or coach driver
- Travel agency manager
- Tour guide
- Hotel room attendant
- Horse groom
- Assistance dog trainerComment
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TV Presenter
Sporting Professional
DJ
Boxer (apparently thats different to a sporting professional)
Bomb Disposal Technician... At a maximum salary of £45k? They know where they can stick that rate!Comment
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