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Trump has Covid-19

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    #91
    I woke up on Friday, wife wasn't there, she comes in the room and climbs into bed, cuddles up behind me and whispers in my ear "Donald Trump has covid".

    This morning I wake up and say "I need to switch on the TV and see Trump leaving hospital" she goes mental for about 5 minutes about how he wasn't taking it seriously.



    It's like watching an Elvis concert from the 50s watching people watch Trump, people just lose their tulip. One minute screaming, then crying, then screaming.

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      #92
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      It's killed nearly twice as many Americans as World War 1 did.
      And killed as many Americans as the 20 year long Vietnam war killed.
      First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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        #93
        Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post

        As much as I dislike him & his policies I would not wish ill-health on anyone
        Yes, it's not a good look.

        I believe Dom West apologised to Kate Gertaway for admitting to jumoinh for joy when he heard the news. Quite right too.

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          #94
          Originally posted by Rearden Metal View Post
          Yes, it's not a good look.

          I believe Dom West apologised to Kate Gertaway for admitting to jumoinh for joy when he heard the news. Quite right too.

          But Trump never apologised in 2016 for his delight at Hillary taking ill.

          He doesn't deserve sympathy, but unlike him, many of us are civilised human beings, and do not wish him dead.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #95
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            But Trump never apologised in 2016 for his delight at Hillary taking ill.

            He doesn't deserve sympathy, but unlike him, many of us are civilised human beings, and do not wish him dead.
            Quite.

            One merely hopes that it's a looooong and painful demise.

            Paging The Grim Reaper, come on, get fecking on with it.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              #96
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              But Trump never apologised in 2016 for his delight at Hillary taking ill.

              He doesn't deserve sympathy, but unlike him, many of us are civilised human beings, and do not wish him dead.
              Exactly, I don't like him, but he's not Hitler.

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                #97
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Exactly, I don't like him, but he's not Hitler.
                You're right. He doesn't flatten his hair down onto his head and is missing the moustache.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #98
                  And he's orange.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    Quite.

                    One merely hopes that it's a looooong and painful demise.

                    Paging The Grim Reaper, come on, get fecking on with it.
                    Then you're as bad as he is.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                      And he's orange.
                      Willy Wonka 1971 Oompa Loompa Song - YouTube
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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