Stop that narrow boat!

[Mordac]

Just think of the tension as the boat goes under a bridge and the coppers lose sight of it for a few moments!

All those startled ducks and swans having to get out of the way as the boat bears down upon them.

Maude in bed mistaking the rocking caused by huge wash as the boat powers past as Geoff getting all fruity for the first time in 40 years.

Three hours isn't enough to fill all that back story.

It'll be like 'Gone With The Wind' though, you'll never make it to the end...

[OwlHoot]

A 13-mile chase at 4mph. By my maths, that's three hours and fifteen minutes of not-very-exciting 'action'. You need to get out more...

I know - I was joking!

[Mordac]

I know - I was joking!

Thanks, I was about to refer you to my therapist. He's not very good, mind, and he needs the practice...

[NigelJK]

Actually the bridge is the ideal time to board the boat as it chugs past

[WTFH]

...three hours and fifteen minutes of not-very-exciting 'action'...

3hr 15min film of not-very-exciting action about a boat?

Titanic.

[Old Greg]

Rag and bone man's cart?

Milk float? They'd better hurry though, because I recently read there are now only a couple of thousand Dairy Crest milk delivery people left in the UK.