Reply to: Stop that narrow boat!

[Old Greg]

Rag and bone man's cart?

Milk float? They'd better hurry though, because I recently read there are now only a couple of thousand Dairy Crest milk delivery people left in the UK.

[WTFH]

...three hours and fifteen minutes of not-very-exciting 'action'...

3hr 15min film of not-very-exciting action about a boat?

Titanic.

[NigelJK]

Actually the bridge is the ideal time to board the boat as it chugs past

[Mordac]

I know - I was joking!

Thanks, I was about to refer you to my therapist. He's not very good, mind, and he needs the practice...

[OwlHoot]

A 13-mile chase at 4mph. By my maths, that's three hours and fifteen minutes of not-very-exciting 'action'. You need to get out more...

I know - I was joking!

[Mordac]

Just think of the tension as the boat goes under a bridge and the coppers lose sight of it for a few moments!

All those startled ducks and swans having to get out of the way as the boat bears down upon them.

Maude in bed mistaking the rocking caused by huge wash as the boat powers past as Geoff getting all fruity for the first time in 40 years.

Three hours isn't enough to fill all that back story.

It'll be like 'Gone With The Wind' though, you'll never make it to the end...

[ladymuck]

Just think of the tension as the boat goes under a bridge and the coppers lose sight of it for a few moments!

All those startled ducks and swans having to get out of the way as the boat bears down upon them.

Maude in bed mistaking the rocking caused by huge wash as the boat powers past as Geoff getting all fruity for the first time in 40 years.

Three hours isn't enough to fill all that back story.

[Mordac]

Highlights? They should show the whole thing. There's nothing as exciting as a police chase!

A 13-mile chase at 4mph. By my maths, that's three hours and fifteen minutes of not-very-exciting 'action'. You need to get out more...

[OwlHoot]

... I'm looking forward to the highlights on the next series of Police, Camera, Action though...

Highlights? They should show the whole thing. There's nothing as exciting as a police chase!

[Mordac]

Canal boat thief leads police on 4mph chase as officers say 13-mile chase was a 'police first'

A 13-mile chase at walking pace? Sticking my neck out here, but it doesn't look like the police were trying really hard to catch the miscreant. I'm looking forward to the highlights on the next series of Police, Camera, Action though...

[OwlHoot]

OK what's the next obvious vehicle someone is going to steal in the UK? There has been a bin lorry, police car, Thames Clipper, buses and now a narrow boat.

Rag and bone man's cart?

Milk float? They'd better hurry though, because I recently read there are now only a couple of thousand Dairy Crest milk delivery people left in the UK.

[ladymuck]

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.p...46973602066094

Ah...but was it stolen?

[Paralytic]

OK what's the next obvious vehicle someone is going to steal in the UK? There has been a bin lorry, police car, Thames Clipper, buses and now a narrow boat.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.p...46973602066094

[Paddy]

OK what's the next obvious vehicle someone is going to steal in the UK? There has been a bin lorry, police car, Thames Clipper, buses and now a narrow boat.

Stolen 15-tonne road sweeper stopped by police after 12 parked cars damaged in four-mile rampage through Manchester - Manchester Evening News

[SueEllen]

OK what's the next obvious vehicle someone is going to steal in the UK? There has been a bin lorry, police car, Thames Clipper, buses and now a narrow boat.