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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
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Great find.
Britain's Covid Reich – Lockdown Sceptics
Great comment here:
ANTI-ANTIFA1234 19 hours ago
ABSOLUTELY TRUE GUY. LITTLE LEFTY LUVVIE WORKING AT MY LOCAL ASDA TRIED TO TELL ME I HAD TO WEAR A MASK TO ENTER THE STORE. TOLD HER SHE WAS JUST LIKE THE BLOODY GESTAPO, SHE TRIED THE OLD WATERWORKS AND SAID SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO SUPPORT HER CHILDREN THROUGH PANDEMIC. HA VERY LIKELY SHEEP, NICE TRY BUT BRITAIN IS NOT A FASCIST COMMUNIST STATE JUST YETComment
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I can't read an of that as I am sure it will just trigger me.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Wow. Just wow...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I'm disappointed that you can't donate to the forum in Euro. only in GBP or USD.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I'll send them one of these.Originally posted by WTFH View PostI'm disappointed that you can't donate to the forum in Euro. only in GBP or USD.
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They’d take Russian rubles but it will be too much of a give awayOriginally posted by WTFH View PostI'm disappointed that you can't donate to the forum in Euro. only in GBP or USD.Comment
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"FASCIST COMMUNIST STATE"
I've heard they are the worst kind of state to have.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Could have been worse - Boolean stateOriginally posted by quackhandle View Post"FASCIST COMMUNIST STATE"
I've heard they are the worst kind of state to have.
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