Oi Nick - Behave!

[vetran]

Humans battle monkeys 'driven sex-mad and violent' in Thai city | Daily Mail Online

City of the Apes: Humans battle to reclaim Thai town from sex-mad monkeys starving during lockdown who rule the streets and attack anyone who enters cinema 'cemetery' where they leave their dead

• City of Lopburi, in Thailand, is home to some 6,000 macaques which were a tourist draw before lockdown
• But visitors have stopped coming and now locals are dealing with hungry monkeys which have turned violent
• Some are feeding them junk food to keep the peace, but others think the sugar is making them breed faster
• City is carrying out a mass sterilisation programme to try and bring their numbers under control

[LondonManc]

Daily Sport: Monkeys had threesome romp with local. Woman now expecting chimps
Guardian: Macaque Lives Matter
The Times: Fears of labour shortages in Thailand
Daily Express: Monkey love: What would Diana think?

[GhostofTarbera]

Daily mail : monkey £600k homes in price boom


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[Whorty]

Daily Sport: Monkeys had threesome romp with local. Woman now expecting chimps
Guardian: Macaque Lives Matter
The Times: Fears of labour shortages in Thailand
Daily Express: Monkey love: What would Diana think?

Oy, too soon, it's only been 20 odd years! Have some respect man

[OwlHoot]

Daily Mail: Wayne Rooney and family on Indian holiday mobbed by monkeys

[DimPrawn]

Daily Mail: Covidiots crammed in like monkeys, as Love Island beauty flaunts ample assets in sheer top, from her £5m mansion in 94 deg F heatwave, whilst promoting her BLM instagram feed.

[Old Greg]

Daily Mail: Covidiots crammed in like monkeys, as Love Island beauty flaunts ample assets in sheer top, from her £5m mansion in 94 deg F heatwave, whilst promoting her BLM instagram feed, Hurrah for the Blackshirts.

FTFY

[northernladuk]

Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?

[vetran]

Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?

Nick will rise above it as usual!

[Mordac]

Isn't comparing NF to a randy macaque like a little bit racist?

Isn't Randy Macaque a Scottish country & western act? I'm still not convinced that's racist, though, but I have decided that the only time I'll be woke is just after the alarm goes off, and that's it.