How very unchristian of the C of E

[BlueSharp]

Ahhh yes, the religion that worships a BAME individual who was persecuted and murdered by the law makers.

[minestrone]

Jesus was a semite.

[NotAllThere]

ah religion by the small minded for the small minded.

I guess you feel at home in the Anglican community then.

[vetran]

I guess you feel at home in the Anglican community then.

You know us atheists don't believe in a god that made mosquitoes?

[d000hg]

Ahhh yes, the religion that worships a BAME individual who was persecuted and murdered by the law makers.

Jesus wasn't BAME where He was from. Or would you say that for instance Nigeria is mostly populated by minorities? How white-centric your world view is.

Jesus was a semite.

And?

[NotAllThere]

You know us atheists don't believe in a god that made mosquitoes?

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

[Old Greg]

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning.

[Paddy]

Jesus was a semite.

How dare you! Jesus was blond and spoke English.

[vetran]

Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning.

Ah the meaning of life! forgotten that. So clearly spot on.

[SimonMac]

How are they screwing you?

Are they still tax exempt?