An uphill gardener at least.
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Get those tax returns in sharpish
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Does the 'bath scene' with Tony Curtiss and Larry Olivier ring any bells?Originally posted by SpartacusAn uphill gardener at least.Comment
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I never could figure out whether that guy was selling snails or oysters.Originally posted by maximusDoes the 'bath scene' with Tony Curtiss and Larry Olivier ring any bells?
I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppethttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6290679.stm
200,000 civil servants to go on strike on Jan 31st. If 200,000 people are needed by HMRC is really does show you how rubbish they really are.
That still leaves the contractors running the joint. Wonder if that means I can forgoe the £1.11 which I owe them.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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