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Previously on "Get those tax returns in sharpish"

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6290679.stm

    200,000 civil servants to go on strike on Jan 31st. If 200,000 people are needed by HMRC is really does show you how rubbish they really are.

    That still leaves the contractors running the joint. Wonder if that means I can forgoe the £1.11 which I owe them.

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  • Weltchy
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    Goddamn chocolate runway pilots!!!!

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by maximus
    Does the 'bath scene' with Tony Curtiss and Larry Olivier ring any bells?
    I never could figure out whether that guy was selling snails or oysters.

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  • maximus
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    Originally posted by Spartacus
    An uphill gardener at least.
    Does the 'bath scene' with Tony Curtiss and Larry Olivier ring any bells?

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  • Spartacus
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    An uphill gardener at least.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by maximus
    Back door - are suggesting I, maximus decimus meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, is a back door merchant???
    Yes.

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  • maximus
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    Originally posted by Mailman
    Slightly different now though cause if you dont get your tax returns in these days you gont get a legion led by maximus knocking on your back door!

    Mailman
    Back door - are suggesting I, maximus decimus meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, is a back door merchant???

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Spartacus
    The Romans ran a state as large as the EU with approximately 200 permanent civil servants. And income tax was only 2% with a very high starting threshold.
    What have the Romans ever done for us ?

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  • ChimpMaster
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    Originally posted by Mailman
    Slightly different now though cause if you dont get your tax returns in these days you gont get a legion led by maximus knocking on your back door!

    Mailman
    I bet some of you wouldn't mind a legion knocking on ur back door ... oo-er!

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  • Mailman
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    Originally posted by Spartacus
    The Romans ran a state as large as the EU with approximately 200 permanent civil servants. And income tax was only 2% with a very high starting threshold.
    Slightly different now though cause if you dont get your tax returns in these days you gont get a legion led by maximus knocking on your back door!

    Mailman

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  • bobhope
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    Originally posted by hattra
    And to think we ran the Empire on 2000 civil servants. Entire colonies used to be run by two political agents & a couple of secretaries (plus several regiments of infantry, of course - much more efficient)
    Ahh but we need 200k workers to ensure that the ~ several 100k contractors pay enough tax

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by hattra
    And to think we ran the Empire on 2000 civil servants. Entire colonies used to be run by two political agents & a couple of secretaries (plus several regiments of infantry, of course - much more efficient)
    The Romans ran a state as large as the EU with approximately 200 permanent civil servants. And income tax was only 2% with a very high starting threshold.

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6290679.stm

    200,000 civil servants to go on strike on Jan 31st. If 200,000 people are needed by HMRC is really does show you how rubbish they really are.
    And to think we ran the Empire on 2000 civil servants. Entire colonies used to be run by two political agents & a couple of secretaries (plus several regiments of infantry, of course - much more efficient)

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  • foritisme
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    Self perpetuating bulltulip.......

    Moron Brown generates more red tape - hire more staff to service the red tape.........


    I remember last time they were threatening strike action, one pratt came on five live moaning that people don't understand how much work is involved.......yes only 'cos they genrate so many useless forms and regulations

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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic Get those tax returns in sharpish

    Get those tax returns in sharpish

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6290679.stm

    200,000 civil servants to go on strike on Jan 31st. If 200,000 people are needed by HMRC is really does show you how rubbish they really are.

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