Swiss cross parcels

[NotAllThere]

Just talking with my parents, and my dad mentioned that he's reduced to drinking Gordon's. I've made an emergency order. Anyone else have elderly parents in penury?

[Old Greg]

Just talking with my parents, and my dad mentioned that he's reduced to drinking Gordon's. I've made an emergency order. Anyone else have elderly parents in penury?

How is a cuckoo clock going to help?

[GhostofTarbera]

Went to local shop tonight - they only had Gordon’s (it’s drinkable) on the shelf

Owner sees me looking at shelf and produces my usual Hendricks from under the counter

Thought you might be in he said

Cheeky git


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[northernladuk]

Cheeky git

Could be worse. He could have a another 4 bottles under there for you and expects to shift them by the end of the week.

[vetran]

How is a cuckoo clock going to help?

That is Bavaria, you will upset Heidi!

The Swiss do dodgy bank accounts & milky chocolate. (oh and Men in skirts to guard the Vatican - they like to keep their Bank customers happy).

[Paddy]

"Swiss cross parcels". Why are they angry?

[Old Greg]

"Swiss cross parcels". Why are they angry?

Someone pushed them down an Alp.

[ladymuck]

Back in the early days, before lockdown but when loo roll suddenly became more valuable than "real" money, I sent my parents (courtesy of Ocado) two packs of nine toilet rolls, four bottles of Rioja, and a packet of digestives.

[vetran]

Back in the early days, before lockdown but when loo roll suddenly became more valuable than "real" money, I sent my parents (courtesy of Ocado) two packs of nine toilet rolls, four bottles of Rioja, and a packet of digestives.

You dad is BR14???

[BR14]

You dad is BR14???

that would have been four cases, then