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El Duder
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El Duder
23sweep her off his feet, and is currently getting his end away?13.04%3totally balls it up, and is now sobbing in a corner somewhere?86.96%20Call the cops
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You forgot the "'She' turned out to be a 'He' and the boy is now trussed like a chicken in some S&M dungeon" option."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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Nah, that was the Lucifer Box / Lucy "incident".Originally posted by DaveBYou forgot the "'She' turned out to be a 'He' and the boy is now trussed like a chicken in some S&M dungeon" option.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Ok ok ok, i need to give you guys an update...
Its not so black and white.
We had a great day, we even held hands at one point. the day finished with a cheeky kiss at the tube station. It was a tulip kiss mind, but still it was a kiss.
I am seeing her again this week. I've got good feelings about this one.Comment
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What did you end up doing for the day?Originally posted by el duderOk ok ok, i need to give you guys an update...
Its not so black and white.
We had a great day, we even held hands at one point. the day finished with a cheeky kiss at the tube station. It was a tulip kiss mind, but still it was a kiss.
I am seeing her again this week. I've got good feelings about this one.Comment
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Originally posted by SpartacusWho was the tulip kisser? You? Her? Both of you?
Well i went in with all guns blazing, tounge the lot. She kinda just pukered up mouth closed.
Ah well, i guess shes not ready for slime bag duder on the 2nd meeting.
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Originally posted by realityhackWhat did you end up doing for the day?
the day went as follows...
Drinks,Theatre, Dinner, Drinks, Kiss.Comment
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Do you mean she vomited? I hate to piss on your chips duder, but that is not a good sign.Originally posted by el duderWell i went in with all guns blazing, tounge the lot. She kinda just pukered up mouth closed.I'm Spartacus.Comment
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