Originally posted by el duder
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I think you may have put your decimal point in the wrong placeOriginally posted by el duderYeah, basically swapped a few emails, then talked on the phone for a while, then met up for a date.
Now on date no.03.
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Is she a looker? I mean, internet dating can be a bit like ordering Chinese. You know what you’ve ordered, but never truly know what you’re going to get. And sometimes, when you’ve tasted the product, you just wanna get the hell out of there….Originally posted by el duderYeah, basically swapped a few emails, then talked on the phone for a while, then met up for a date.
Now on date no.03."My God, it's huge!!"
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NetDate v0.3 (Beat'er)Originally posted by el duderNow on date no.03.
Sorry, couldn't resist
IGMC...Comment
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probably outpersonals.com which could explain her reluctance. Crying game anyone?Originally posted by freakydancerI'm amazed those sites work - what site was it?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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He hasn't put it anywhere yet! Perhaps on the third date...Originally posted by DodgyAgentI think you may have put your decimal point in the wrong place
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I know what you mean. Actually she is. She has an attractive face, long blonde hair, nice body and a wicked sense of humour. She is quite sassy.Originally posted by Swamp ThingIs she a looker? I mean, internet dating can be a bit like ordering Chinese. You know what you’ve ordered, but never truly know what you’re going to get. And sometimes, when you’ve tasted the product, you just wanna get the hell out of there….
Dont get me wrong shes not like a glamour model or owt, but a decent down to earth girl, who apparently according to her has a very high sex drive.
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Well, on your 3rd date then you need to get a room…We expect nothing less."My God, it's huge!!"
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I dont think thats gonna happen. She really is not that sort of girl. I like that fact.Originally posted by Swamp ThingWell, on your 3rd date then you need to get a room…We expect nothing less.
It could be a slow burner.Comment
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OK, but take some protection with you, just in case things escalate to a quickie on the park bench (got to be optimistic, y’know)."My God, it's huge!!"
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