El Duder

[sasguru]

Is this voiced by the “I’m long married but wish I’d got out years’ ago” category, sas?

No it's the "happy, long co-habiting, glad I'm out of the hunt" category ...

[SallyAnne]

£45 on tickets
£50 on meal ?
£10 on transport ?

still not getting a shag, priceless

[EqualOpportunities]

still not getting a shag, priceless

B1tch

[SallyAnne]

B1tch

Well he's embarrassing us gingers! We're meant to be fiery not wet!

[Churchill]

still not getting a shag, priceless

I told you Duder, go for a fat lass, a shag every time!

[SallyAnne]

I told you Duder, go for a fat lass, a shag every time!

How would you know? Even fat lasses have standards!

[el duder]

Well he's embarrassing us gingers! We're meant to be fiery not wet!

9/10 if you shag a bird on the first or second date you end up not knowing them for 5 mins.

[el duder]

How would you know? Even fat lasses have standards!

are u a real ginger Sally? Collar and Cuffs?

[SallyAnne]

are u a real ginger Sally? Collar and Cuffs?

I'm strawberry blonde

But only up top (I did vote in the poll!)

[Buffoon]

Ok ok ok, i need to give you guys an update...

Its not so black and white.

We had a great day, we even held hands at one point. the day finished with a cheeky kiss at the tube station. It was a tulip kiss mind, but still it was a kiss.

I am seeing her again this week. I've got good feelings about this one.

This reminds me of a young chap down one of the pubs I use. He had a crush on some young ‘lady’ that had been using the pub the previous weeks. He was too shy to do anything. I said the normal ‘if you don’t say anything you won’t know’, etc. However, I added, “I wouldn’t”, but I wouldn’t explain. What I hadn’t told him that I had already spoken to the girl the previous week when she was trying to get served at the bar and discovered that she was a nutter.

Young Raymond finally got the bottle to talk to her. A few minutes later he came over to me and said, “You bastard, you knew she was a loonie and you didn’t tell me”. Turns out she has a kid in care that the social workers wont let her see, done time in the past, and only recently been allowed out from mental health hospital for weekends.

Said lady did something wrong, don’t know or care what, and is now banded from the pub.