Covid 19 - Things that should be (or have been) done but aren't

[LondonManc]

Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.

[BrilloPad]

Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.

Easy! Just give all the kids haircuts like this: -

[NotAllThere]

Three weeks of total lockdown. All households adhering to it receive £5,000. The chavs would self-police their own families then.

Only £5k? Not much of incentive to us, is it.

• As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
• When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
• Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.

[WTFH]

Listen to scientists, not politicians.

[Old Greg]

Listen to scientists, not politicians.

People in Britain are sick to death with experts.

[BR14]

has anyone been reported to have died with experts?

that'll be next.

[vetran]

We should have killed Ozzy on January 20th, 1982. That would have stopped COVID in its tracks...

Subtle!

[LondonManc]

Only £5k? Not much of incentive to us, is it.

• As soon as lock down was announced, snipers should have been positioned in key locations to shoot any quarantine breakers.
• When drones spot a gathering, nuke the site from orbit.
• Shut down all social media feeds to prevent stupid ideas from circulating.

No but it's not meant to be - it's meant for the idio.... oh.

[Old Greg]

No but it's not meant to be - it's meant for the idio.... oh.

Free blue passports for anyone who stays indoors for 3 weeks.

[vetran]

Moving prescriptions & doctors appointments online/Phone.

Arranging delivery of medicine to patients in lock-down.

We have people sick enough to need medicine queuing up together at pharmacies/doctors.

Training delivery workers in safe deliveries. Keep all others off the road just have a core of trained delivery drivers with PPE and treated packages with disposable covers/handles.

Video conferences from the start.