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Beware you stockpilers...

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    Beware you stockpilers...

    your children may screw up your plans.
    Mum buys 18 loo rolls, kids put every single one in the bath | Metro News
    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

    #2
    I'm going to have to hide my potassium stockpile a bit better when I can be bothered.

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      #3
      man, kids are just assholes

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        #4
        I tried to stockpile but tesco delivered 0 toilet rolls today, how am i suppose to stock pile if they can't do their job

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          #5
          Originally posted by PCTNN View Post
          man, kids are just assholes
          Yours may be, and we can see where they get it from.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HMRCWOT View Post
            I tried to stockpile but tesco delivered 0 toilet rolls today, how am i suppose to stock pile if they can't do their job
            How can they do their job when they don't have any toilet roll?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              How can they do their job when they don't have any toilet roll?
              Squirrels.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                I'm going to have to hide my potassium stockpile a bit better when I can be bothered.
                I'm just gathering all my plutonium-239 from their caches so I can store it in one place.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  I received a delivery from a relative who works for the company in Manchester that make them

                  120 rolls of bog blocking Cushelle for £10

                  What's a fair price considering the current market?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Benny View Post
                    I received a delivery from a relative who works for the company in Manchester that make them

                    120 rolls of bog blocking Cushelle for £10

                    What's a fair price considering the current market?
                    I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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