Beware you stockpilers...

[tinopener]

I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.

That's nothing do do with that Agency guy who's starting cooking meals for the local OAPs, is it?

[SueEllen]

I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.

Example - Man finds haul of 1980s toilet paper in forgotten storage unit | Metro News

[minestrone]

I couldn't get any bars of soap yesterday and I'm down to about an inch left in a bottle of shower gel.

Although i'm starting to think not wiping my arse or showering for a few months might improve my chances of survival in this.

[BrilloPad]

I couldn't get any bars of soap yesterday and I'm down to about an inch left in a bottle of shower gel.

Although i'm starting to think not wiping my arse or showering for a few months might improve my chances of survival in this.

You completed MDS recently. If you don't survive, what hope is there for the rest of us?