Beware you stockpilers...

[BrilloPad]

I couldn't get any bars of soap yesterday and I'm down to about an inch left in a bottle of shower gel.

Although i'm starting to think not wiping my arse or showering for a few months might improve my chances of survival in this.

You completed MDS recently. If you don't survive, what hope is there for the rest of us?

[minestrone]

I couldn't get any bars of soap yesterday and I'm down to about an inch left in a bottle of shower gel.

Although i'm starting to think not wiping my arse or showering for a few months might improve my chances of survival in this.

[SueEllen]

I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.

Example - Man finds haul of 1980s toilet paper in forgotten storage unit | Metro News

[tinopener]

I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.

That's nothing do do with that Agency guy who's starting cooking meals for the local OAPs, is it?

[SueEllen]

I received a delivery from a relative who works for the company in Manchester that make them

120 rolls of bog blocking Cushelle for £10

What's a fair price considering the current market?

I presume you are going to be working after this crisis? Work out a way to get good publicity in giving some away to some elderly folk. That way when your name is googled companies see you are a good sort.

[Benny]

I received a delivery from a relative who works for the company in Manchester that make them

120 rolls of bog blocking Cushelle for £10

What's a fair price considering the current market?

[NotAllThere]

I'm going to have to hide my potassium stockpile a bit better when I can be bothered.

I'm just gathering all my plutonium-239 from their caches so I can store it in one place.

[Lost It]

How can they do their job when they don't have any toilet roll?

Squirrels.

[Old Greg]

I tried to stockpile but tesco delivered 0 toilet rolls today, how am i suppose to stock pile if they can't do their job

How can they do their job when they don't have any toilet roll?

[Old Greg]

man, kids are just assholes

Yours may be, and we can see where they get it from.

[HMRCWOT]

I tried to stockpile but tesco delivered 0 toilet rolls today, how am i suppose to stock pile if they can't do their job

[PCTNN]

man, kids are just assholes

[Old Greg]

I'm going to have to hide my potassium stockpile a bit better when I can be bothered.

[SueEllen]

your children may screw up your plans.
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