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Warnings About Light Relief

14 March 2020, 17:55

Coronavirus UK: Please don't masturbate with hand sanitiser | Metro News

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14 March 2020, 18:06

Or drink the hand sanitizer...

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14 March 2020, 18:08

Phew..timely advice.
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14 March 2020, 21:37

Great for cleaning under the rim?
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15 March 2020, 09:03

Originally posted by cojak View Post

Or drink the hand sanitizer...

After masturbating with it.
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15 March 2020, 10:02

Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Coronavirus UK: Please don't masturbate with hand sanitiser | Metro News

Now you tell me

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